“What in the hell is our country coming to?”
“Now wait a minute, wait a minute—did you ever think they might have their principles too?”
“Principles? The only principles they’ve got is sex. S-E-X, with a double X.”
“How soon we forget. You really believe that we behaved any different than these kids are doing now?”

A typical film from the dynamic duo of director Stephen C. Apostolof and writer Ed Wood. The plot: a class reunion leads to various softcore couplings (including a gay scene that probably caught the grindhouse audience off-guard). Contains some mildly amusing Ed Wood dialogue and a lot of hideous ’70s decor.

“Life is so wonderful, and you’re so beautiful. Maybe that’s the reason… the only reason… well, there’ll always be another class reunion.”